My therapist told me I needed to stop napping during the day and find something else to do.

 Welcome and hi mom, since you are probably the only person actually reading this. I am sorry I didn't call you back but I don't feel like explaining why I didn't go out on a date with your friend David's, son, Sam. As you enter, you will find blog posts (or rants) on what it's like to be a 26 year old who would rather stay home with her cute little vibrator than be social. In addition to, well everything and anything.